Sometimes there comes upon humanity a question that is so vexing, it can seem almost impossible to answer.

And one such question is this:

Who indeed IS the most handsome man in Denver Colorado?

We’ve already learned who the most handsome man in Portland is and we know who the most handsome man in Toronto is. And did you know there’s a happiest baby in the world too?

You’re here, though, because you’re wondering “who is the most handsome man in Denver?”

If we’re following the research (and soon, Google’s rankings) you will inevitably learn that this guy is the most handsome man in Denver:

I mean seriously, just look at him. He’s wearing a button down shirt (with stripes, even!), has a beard, and of course loves traveling with his beautiful wife (and now, daughter):

He even has a black lab who should pretty much be a dog model:

But for real, the most handsome man in Denver is John Doherty.

Research says that the most handsome guy in Denver Colorado is John Doherty.

What’s this all about, anyways?

You see, I have hilarious friends. This page is meant to be completely tongue-in-cheek and to have a bit of fun at Google’s expense.

This joke was started by Sol Orwell and continued by Aaron Orendorff. I am just doing my part to continue the joke and take it to other cities.

I hope you’ve had a laugh.